A woman from Montana goes to her doctor, worried because her husband has completely lost interest in romance.<\/p>\n
The doctor asks, \u201cHave you tried Viagra?\u201d<\/p>\n
She shakes her head.<\/p>\n
\u201cNot a chance. He won’t even take aspirin.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor smiles.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo problem. I have another idea. Give him some Montana Viagra<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n She frowns.<\/p>\n \u201cMontana Viagra?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYep. Crush the pill, slip it into his coffee. He won’t taste a thing.\u201d<\/p>\n She isn’t convinced, but she’s desperate.<\/p>\n A week later, she calls the doctor in a panic.<\/p>\n \u201cDoctor! I don’t know what was in that pill, but it worked too well!<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n The doctor laughs.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI put it in his coffee like you said.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHe grabbed me, carried me straight into the bedroom, and we had the most romantic afternoon we’ve had in twenty years!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell, that’s wonderful!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo, it isn’t!\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBecause\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n She lowers her voice.<\/p>\n \u201c\u2026now we can’t go back to that coffee shop. He proposed to the waitress.\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n The Montana \u201cViagra\u201d Trick \ud83d\ude02 A woman from Montana goes to her doctor, worried because her husband has completely lost interest in romance. The doctor asks, \u201cHave you tried Viagra?\u201d … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":140436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-honglay"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=140435"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140435\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":140439,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140435\/revisions\/140439"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/140436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=140435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=140435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=140435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"