{"id":146381,"date":"2026-08-25T06:13:03","date_gmt":"2026-08-25T06:13:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/?p=146381"},"modified":"2026-08-25T06:13:03","modified_gmt":"2026-08-25T06:13:03","slug":"she-only-had-one-dollar-for-the-obituary-so-she-made-every-word-count-%f0%9f%98%82-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/?p=146381","title":{"rendered":"She only had one dollar for the obituary\u2026 so she made every word count! \ud83d\ude02"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"22\">\ud83d\ude02 <strong data-start=\"3\" data-end=\"22\">Mike\u2019s Obituary<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"24\" data-end=\"68\">Donna\u2019s husband, Mike, suddenly passed away.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"162\">At the funeral home, the undertaker gently asked, \u201cHow would you like the obituary to read?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"191\">Donna thought for a moment.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"208\">\u201cMike is dead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"210\" data-end=\"233\">The undertaker blinked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"256\">\u201cThat\u2019s\u2026 very short.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"273\">Donna shrugged.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"305\">\u201cHow much do obituaries cost?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"329\">\u201cOne dollar per word.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"342\">She nodded.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"344\" data-end=\"369\">\u201cThen that\u2019s all I need.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"393\">The undertaker sighed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"488\">Mike had been his fishing buddy, so he felt terrible seeing Donna so matter-of-fact about it.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"596\">\u201cListen,\u201d he said kindly. \u201cI\u2019ll cover a few extra words for free. You can make it a little more personal.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"631\">Donna\u2019s face suddenly brightened.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"633\" data-end=\"652\">\u201cOh! In that case\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"654\" data-end=\"665\">She smiled.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"704\"><strong data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"701\">\u201cMike is dead. Boat for sale!\u201d<\/strong> \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p class=\"\" data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"805\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude02 Mike\u2019s Obituary Donna\u2019s husband, Mike, suddenly passed away. At the funeral home, the undertaker gently asked, \u201cHow would you like the obituary to read?\u201d Donna thought for a moment. &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":146382,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-146381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-honglay"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=146381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":146383,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146381\/revisions\/146383"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/146382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=146381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=146381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=146381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}