A woman from Montana walked into her doctor\u2019s office looking exhausted.<\/p>\n
The doctor looked up from his desk.<\/p>\n
\u201cEverything okay?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cNot really, Doctor. My husband has completely lost interest in romance.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n
\u201cHow long has this been going on?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMonths,\u201d she said. \u201cI\u2019ve tried everything. Romantic dinners, candles, weekend trips\u2014you name it. Nothing works.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor nodded thoughtfully.<\/p>\n
\u201cHave you tried Viagra?\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cNot a chance! That man won\u2019t even take an aspirin when he has a headache. You think I\u2019m going to convince him to take that?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, then, maybe you need something a little more\u2026 Montana.\u201d<\/p>\n
She frowned.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat does that mean?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI call it Montana Viagra.\u201d<\/p>\n
She leaned forward.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat is it?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor lowered his voice as though he were sharing a closely guarded medical secret.<\/p>\n
\u201cPut a tiny amount of this special powder into his morning coffee. Don’t tell him. Then wait.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman stared at him.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s it.\u201d<\/p>\n
She thanked the doctor and left.<\/p>\n
A week later, the doctor’s phone rang.<\/p>\n
It was the woman.<\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor!\u201d she shouted. \u201cIt was awful!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor immediately became concerned.<\/p>\n
\u201cAwful? What happened? Did he have a bad reaction?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWorse!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWorse than a bad reaction?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou don’t understand!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor took a breath.<\/p>\n
\u201cOkay. Tell me exactly what happened.\u201d<\/p>\n
She lowered her voice.<\/p>\n
\u201cThis morning, I put the stuff in his coffee like you told me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe took one sip.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor waited.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe looked at me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe smiled.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor nodded.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat sounds promising.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen he suddenly became incredibly romantic!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe pulled me into his arms, started whispering sweet things, and before I knew what was happening, we ended up having a very unexpected romantic moment right there on the kitchen table!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor paused.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026 that doesn’t sound so terrible.\u201d<\/p>\n
There was silence on the phone.<\/p>\n
Then the woman groaned.<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe not for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor frowned.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy not?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause we weren’t at home.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor sat up.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou weren’t?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhere were you?\u201d<\/p>\n
She answered quietly.<\/p>\n
\u201cStarbucks.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor was silent.<\/p>\n
Then he asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cWait. You mean the kitchen table at Starbucks?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes!\u201d<\/p>\n
There was another long silence.<\/p>\n
Finally, the doctor said,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026 at least your husband got his romantic spark back.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, he did.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen what’s the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n
She groaned.<\/p>\n
\u201cThe problem is\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
She lowered her voice.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe’re never allowed back in Starbucks again.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor couldn’t help laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cMrs. Miller, I think that’s probably a small price to pay for saving your marriage.\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou’re right.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then she paused.<\/p>\n
\u201cBut there’s one more problem.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat now?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMy husband wants to know where I got the coffee powder.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor froze.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBecause he says he wants to put some in my coffee tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor laughed.<\/p>\n
\u201cSounds like you’ve got a new problem.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour husband may have discovered Montana Viagra works both ways.\u201d<\/p>\n
She laughed.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, Doctor, if that’s true, maybe we’ll need a bigger kitchen table.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor immediately replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cJust make sure it’s at home this time!\u201d<\/p>\n
And that was the last time the doctor ever recommended \u201cMontana Viagra\u201d without first asking where the patient planned to drink the coffee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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