{"id":188636,"date":"2026-09-17T06:11:48","date_gmt":"2026-09-17T06:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/?p=188636"},"modified":"2026-09-17T06:11:48","modified_gmt":"2026-09-17T06:11:48","slug":"he-thought-shoving-my-face-into-our-wedding-cake-would-make-me-look-foolish-then-i-pressed-one-button-and-the-person-who-walked-through-those-doors-made-my-husband-turn-completely-white-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/?p=188636","title":{"rendered":"He thought shoving my face into our wedding cake would make me look foolish. Then I pressed one button\u2014and the person who walked through those doors made my husband turn completely white."},"content":{"rendered":"

My husband shoved my face into our wedding cake\u2014and nearly 200 guests exploded with laughter.<\/p>\n

Derek held me against the frosting and whispered, \u201cSmile, Claire. Don\u2019t make this awkward.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

I slowly lifted my head, my makeup ruined and my cheek throbbing.<\/p>\n

Everyone thought it was a stupid wedding prank.<\/p>\n

But I knew better.<\/p>\n

It wasn’t a joke. It was a warning.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Across the ballroom, Derek’s mother, Patricia, was laughing like she had been waiting all night to see me humiliated.<\/p>\n

I looked at her.<\/p>\n

Then at Derek.<\/p>\n

Then I reached into the hidden pocket of my wedding dress.<\/p>\n

Derek’s smile vanished when he saw my phone.<\/p>\n

\u201cClaire\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

I unlocked the screen.<\/p>\n

He stepped toward me.<\/p>\n

\u201cDon’t.\u201d<\/p>\n

I pressed one button.<\/p>\n

The music stopped.<\/p>\n

The laughter died.<\/p>\n

Nearly 200 people turned toward the ballroom doors.<\/p>\n

They slowly opened.<\/p>\n

And when Derek saw who walked through them, the color drained completely from his face.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

My husband shoved my face into our wedding cake\u2014and nearly 200 guests exploded with laughter. Derek held me against the frosting and whispered, \u201cSmile, Claire. Don\u2019t make this awkward.\u201d I … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":188637,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-188636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-honglay"],"brizy_media":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=188636"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":188651,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/188636\/revisions\/188651"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/188637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=188636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=188636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/honglay168.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=188636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}