A woman from Montana went to her doctor looking completely frustrated.<\/p>\n
The doctor adjusted his glasses and asked gently, \u201cSo what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed dramatically.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s my husband, Earl. We\u2019ve been married thirty years, and lately he\u2019s completely lost interest in romance. I swear that man would rather watch fishing shows than even look at me.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor chuckled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026 have you tried Viagra?\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor, that man won\u2019t even take aspirin when he has a fever. If I handed him a pill, he\u2019d act like I was trying to poison him.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor leaned back in his chair, smiling knowingly.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo problem,\u201d he said. \u201cYou just need a little Montana Viagra.\u201d<\/p>\n
She blinked.<\/p>\n
\u201cMontana Viagra?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor lowered his voice like he was sharing a state secret.<\/p>\n
\u201cSimple. Crush the pill into powder and slip it into his morning coffee. He\u2019ll never notice.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman hesitated.<\/p>\n
\u201cYou really think it\u2019ll work?\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor grinned.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, trust me.\u201d<\/p>\n
A week later, the doctor\u2019s office phone rang early Monday morning.<\/p>\n
The receptionist transferred the call immediately after hearing the woman practically screaming.<\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor! Doctor, it was HORRIBLE!\u201d<\/p>\n
Alarmed, the doctor grabbed the phone.<\/p>\n
\u201cMy goodness, what happened? Did your husband have a bad reaction?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBAD reaction?!\u201d she yelled. \u201cThe second he drank that coffee, he jumped up like a wild animal!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor frowned nervously.<\/p>\n
\u201cHe did?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes!\u201d she cried. \u201cHe swept everything off the table, ripped my clothes clean off, grabbed me, and made passionate love to me right there in front of everyone!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor paused.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026 honestly, that doesn\u2019t sound completely terrible.\u201d<\/p>\n
There was a long silence before the woman groaned loudly:<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe not for YOU\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026but we\u2019ll never be allowed back in Starbucks again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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