An 80-year-old man surprised everyone when he married a stunning 25-year-old woman.<\/p>\n
Friends and family spent the entire wedding whispering the same question behind his back.<\/p>\n
How could a man his age possibly keep up with such a young bride?<\/p>\n
The real shock came the next morning.<\/p>\n
While most of the guests looked exhausted from celebrating all night, Arthur walked into the hotel breakfast buffet looking completely refreshed.<\/p>\n
He was smiling.<\/p>\n
Whistling.<\/p>\n
Stacking pancakes on his plate.<\/p>\n
Looking happier than anyone had ever seen him.<\/p>\n
Finally, his best man couldn’t take it anymore.<\/p>\n
Pulling Arthur aside, he whispered:<\/p>\n
“Arthur, you’re 80 years old! How on earth did you survive your wedding night? Weren’t you worried about your heart?”<\/p>\n
Arthur grinned, took a long sip of coffee, and leaned in close.<\/p>\n
“Of course I was worried.”<\/p>\n
The best man nodded.<\/p>\n
“Then what happened?”<\/p>\n
Arthur smiled even wider.<\/p>\n
“I remembered something my doctor told me.”<\/p>\n
“What was that?”<\/p>\n
Arthur shrugged.<\/p>\n
“He said if I felt chest pain during any strenuous activity, I should stop immediately.”<\/p>\n
The best man stared at him.<\/p>\n
“And?”<\/p>\n
Arthur burst out laughing.<\/p>\n
“So I stopped immediately.”<\/p>\n
The entire table erupted with laughter.<\/p>\n
Then Arthur raised his coffee cup and added:<\/p>\n
“At my age, surviving the wedding night isn’t about endurance…”<\/p>\n
“It’s about knowing exactly when to follow medical advice!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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