A husband and wife were spending a quiet evening together on the couch, watching television after dinner.<\/p>\n
Everything seemed perfectly normal.<\/p>\n
Then the wife stood up and asked:<\/p>\n
“I’m going to the kitchen. Do you want anything?”<\/p>\n
Instead of giving a normal answer, her husband smirked and said:<\/p>\n
“Yeah, grab me a soda… and while you’re up, maybe lose a little weight.”<\/p>\n
The room instantly went silent.<\/p>\n
For a moment, she just stared at him.<\/p>\n
No yelling.<\/p>\n
No arguing.<\/p>\n
No dramatic reaction.<\/p>\n
She simply smiled, turned around, and walked into the kitchen.<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, she returned carrying a glass and placed it on the coffee table in front of him.<\/p>\n
The husband looked confused.<\/p>\n
Then he frowned.<\/p>\n
“I asked for a soda.”<\/p>\n
The wife sat down beside him with a sweet smile.<\/p>\n
“Oh, I know.”<\/p>\n
He pointed at the glass.<\/p>\n
“Then what’s this?”<\/p>\n
Without missing a beat, she replied:<\/p>\n
“It’s diet water.”<\/p>\n
“Diet water?”<\/p>\n
“Yep.”<\/p>\n
He looked even more confused.<\/p>\n
“What’s that supposed to do?”<\/p>\n
The wife leaned back comfortably and said:<\/p>\n
“The same thing your comment was supposed to do.”<\/p>\n
For a second, the husband just blinked.<\/p>\n
Then it hit him.<\/p>\n
The room exploded with laughter.<\/p>\n
Even he couldn’t help laughing.<\/p>\n
And from that day forward, he became much more careful about making smart remarks from the couch. \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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