A woman from Montana went to her doctor, worried because her husband hadn’t shown any romantic interest in months.<\/p>\n
The doctor asked, \u201cHave you tried Viagra?\u201d<\/p>\n
She laughed. \u201cNot a chance. He won’t even take an aspirin.\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor smiled. \u201cNo problem. Just give him some Montana Viagra.\u201d<\/p>\n
She frowned. \u201cMontana Viagra?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSimple,\u201d he replied. \u201cCrush a Viagra tablet into a fine powder, stir it into his morning coffee, and he’ll never know it’s there.\u201d<\/p>\n
She thanked the doctor and left.<\/p>\n
A week later, she called him sounding completely panicked.<\/p>\n
\u201cDoctor, it was a disaster!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat happened?\u201d he asked. \u201cDid he have a bad reaction?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cIt worked too well!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAbout ten minutes after he finished his coffee, he jumped up, swept everything off the kitchen table, grabbed me, kissed me like we were newlyweds, and we couldn’t keep our hands off each other!\u201d<\/p>\n
The doctor chuckled.<\/p>\n
\u201cWell, isn’t that what you wanted?\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed.<\/p>\n
\u201cMaybe\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut now we can never show our faces in that Starbucks again!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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