ON OUR 30TH ANNIVERSARY, I CONFESSED TO MY WIFE THAT I’D HAD AN 8-MONTH AFFAIR IN 2016. SHE KEPT EATING HER CRAB AND SAID, “I KNOW.” EIGHT YEARS EARLIER, SHE’D WATCHED ME ENTER AN EMBASSY SUITES ROOM WHILE SHE SAT DOWNSTAIRS WITH A DIVORCE LAWYER. SHE HAD $420,000 WORTH OF PAPERS READY—BUT NEVER FILED. THEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE ADDED TO THOSE PAPERS LAST TUESDAY, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT NIGHT, I WAS TERRIFIED OF LOSING SOMETHING MONEY COULDN’T BUY.
I told my wife at Red Lobster on our 30th anniversary. $92 for dinner. She ordered the Admiral’s Feast. I ordered steak because I couldn’t stand the smell of seafood …
ON OUR 30TH ANNIVERSARY, I CONFESSED TO MY WIFE THAT I’D HAD AN 8-MONTH AFFAIR IN 2016. SHE KEPT EATING HER CRAB AND SAID, “I KNOW.” EIGHT YEARS EARLIER, SHE’D WATCHED ME ENTER AN EMBASSY SUITES ROOM WHILE SHE SAT DOWNSTAIRS WITH A DIVORCE LAWYER. SHE HAD $420,000 WORTH OF PAPERS READY—BUT NEVER FILED. THEN SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE ADDED TO THOSE PAPERS LAST TUESDAY, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT NIGHT, I WAS TERRIFIED OF LOSING SOMETHING MONEY COULDN’T BUY. Read More
