😂 Mike’s Obituary
Donna’s husband, Mike, suddenly passed away.
At the funeral home, the undertaker gently asked, “How would you like the obituary to read?”
Donna thought for a moment.
“Mike is dead.”
The undertaker blinked.
“That’s… very short.”
Donna shrugged.
“How much do obituaries cost?”
“One dollar per word.”
She nodded.
“Then that’s all I need.”
The undertaker sighed.
Mike had been his fishing buddy, so he felt terrible seeing Donna so matter-of-fact about it.
“Listen,” he said kindly. “I’ll cover a few extra words for free. You can make it a little more personal.”
Donna’s face suddenly brightened.
“Oh! In that case…”
She smiled.
“Mike is dead. Boat for sale!” 😂
