A woman from Montana went to her doctor looking completely frustrated.
The doctor adjusted his glasses and asked gently, āSo what seems to be the problem?ā
She sighed dramatically.
āItās my husband, Earl. Weāve been married thirty years, and lately heās completely lost interest in romance. I swear that man would rather watch fishing shows than even look at me.ā
The doctor chuckled.
āWell⦠have you tried Viagra?ā
The woman burst out laughing.
āDoctor, that man wonāt even take aspirin when he has a fever. If I handed him a pill, heād act like I was trying to poison him.ā
The doctor leaned back in his chair, smiling knowingly.
āNo problem,ā he said. āYou just need a little Montana Viagra.ā
She blinked.
āMontana Viagra?ā
The doctor lowered his voice like he was sharing a state secret.
āSimple. Crush the pill into powder and slip it into his morning coffee. Heāll never notice.ā
The woman hesitated.
āYou really think itāll work?ā
The doctor grinned.
āOh, trust me.ā
A week later, the doctorās office phone rang early Monday morning.
The receptionist transferred the call immediately after hearing the woman practically screaming.
āDoctor! Doctor, it was HORRIBLE!ā
Alarmed, the doctor grabbed the phone.
āMy goodness, what happened? Did your husband have a bad reaction?ā
āBAD reaction?!ā she yelled. āThe second he drank that coffee, he jumped up like a wild animal!ā
The doctor frowned nervously.
āHe did?ā
āYes!ā she cried. āHe swept everything off the table, ripped my clothes clean off, grabbed me, and made passionate love to me right there in front of everyone!ā
The doctor paused.
āWell⦠honestly, that doesnāt sound completely terrible.ā
There was a long silence before the woman groaned loudly:
āMaybe not for YOUā¦ā
āā¦but weāll never be allowed back in Starbucks again!ā
