An 80-year-old man surprised everyone when he married a stunning 25-year-old woman.
Friends and family spent the entire wedding whispering the same question behind his back.
How could a man his age possibly keep up with such a young bride?
The real shock came the next morning.
While most of the guests looked exhausted from celebrating all night, Arthur walked into the hotel breakfast buffet looking completely refreshed.
He was smiling.
Whistling.
Stacking pancakes on his plate.
Looking happier than anyone had ever seen him.
Finally, his best man couldn’t take it anymore.
Pulling Arthur aside, he whispered:
“Arthur, you’re 80 years old! How on earth did you survive your wedding night? Weren’t you worried about your heart?”
Arthur grinned, took a long sip of coffee, and leaned in close.
“Of course I was worried.”
The best man nodded.
“Then what happened?”
Arthur smiled even wider.
“I remembered something my doctor told me.”
“What was that?”
Arthur shrugged.
“He said if I felt chest pain during any strenuous activity, I should stop immediately.”
The best man stared at him.
“And?”
Arthur burst out laughing.
“So I stopped immediately.”
The entire table erupted with laughter.
Then Arthur raised his coffee cup and added:
“At my age, surviving the wedding night isn’t about endurance…”
“It’s about knowing exactly when to follow medical advice!”
