A woman from Montana went to her doctor, worried because her husband hadn’t shown any romantic interest in months.
The doctor asked, “Have you tried Viagra?”
She laughed. “Not a chance. He won’t even take an aspirin.”
The doctor smiled. “No problem. Just give him some Montana Viagra.”
She frowned. “Montana Viagra?”
“Simple,” he replied. “Crush a Viagra tablet into a fine powder, stir it into his morning coffee, and he’ll never know it’s there.”
She thanked the doctor and left.
A week later, she called him sounding completely panicked.
“Doctor, it was a disaster!”
“What happened?” he asked. “Did he have a bad reaction?”
“No!” she exclaimed. “It worked too well!”
“What do you mean?”
“About ten minutes after he finished his coffee, he jumped up, swept everything off the kitchen table, grabbed me, kissed me like we were newlyweds, and we couldn’t keep our hands off each other!”
The doctor chuckled.
“Well, isn’t that what you wanted?”
She sighed.
“Maybe…”
“But now we can never show our faces in that Starbucks again!”
